Ask the doctor of smiles!

askmaleharleyquinn:

Jeez, Harleys are poppin’ up like daisies ‘round here~! Well, bettah give ya’ the customary Harley Quinn welcome…

Hello there, buddy! Thanks for the welcome!

To be perfectly honest? Yes. Sometimes I miss just helping people, you know?

But that’s the price of love, I guess… Love is blinding and when you get caught up in it you don’t realize how bad it can be. Even if it feels good at the time you might look back and regret losin’ things you had.

I had my whole career ahead of me! Though… if I really wanted to I could probably find someone around I could help out. Even if they just need to talk to me ‘bout somethin’ that’s botherin’ them!

Regrets are just a part of life, and I’ve just got to live with them like everybody else! Thankfully I’ve met some great people along the way… So I do miss it, but I don’t think that I’m unhelpful to the ones who need me most. So it’s okay.

thesackclothman:

askthatmannequin:

thesackclothman:

askthatmannequin:

Hello, Professor. It’s nice to see you again.

Are you here to learn about fear from the true master?

Again?

I think I would have remembered you. Vividly. In graphic detail.

Though of course I’m aware of your reputation.

…How are you typing?

I’ve been following your exploits in fear for a long time, Profesor.

A very

long

time.

As for the typing, there are some questions you don’t want answers to.

…

This doesn’t become any less uncomfortable under scrutiny.

I’ll have to return the favor sometime.

It’s only fair.

#Besides. #I know where you live.

I don’t know, Professor C… that might not be a good thing… She’s actually kind of freaking me out.

On the other hand… you were such a cute little pumpkin!

(via thesackclothman-deactivated2012)

Well, hello, Professor Crane! How’ve you been, pumpkin?

I’ve been taking care of myself as well as I can I guess…

Well, aren’t you sweet??

Of course you can! (But don’t go tellin’ no one where you got it, alright?)

How is that even possible?? S-Strange are you up to some weird tricks or somethin’?

Do ya got any questions for little ol’ me? I’ve got some free time on my hands lately with just havin’ broke outta Arkham… gotta lay low for a bit so I might as well take the time to answer some of your questions!

I heard this tumblr gig is gettin’ pretty big! Besides, it looks like fun!